Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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