Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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