found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i barfeds in our rink
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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