He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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