This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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