Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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