one two three fourrrrnication!
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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