I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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