Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
