it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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