Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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