i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I cockslap morals
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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