No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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