I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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