I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
