i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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