I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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