The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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