sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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