I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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