the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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