worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
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Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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