What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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