I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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