Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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