The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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