To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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