But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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