Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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