All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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