Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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