He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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