If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
