Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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