just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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