I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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