Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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