I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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