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Say something about gay babies.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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