So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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