You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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