lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
This is the high leading the old right now
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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