hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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