Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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