I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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