it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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