rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
this just has baby written all over it
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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