I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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