how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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