Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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