Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I am one with the molecules
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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