You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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