if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do vagina's smell?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I checked into jail on foursquare
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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